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redscarfedbadass: So...

shitstorm-weatherman:

A-ah…so…

"You were great…" she said softly, not quite sure what to say either.

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sollux:

DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN


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komarusan:

barrikaden:

what if your dog suddenly turned into a really attractive human i mean wouldnt it be awkward if some giant hottie was just sitting next to you and kissing your face and got into bed with you and constantly wanted to go out on walks with you and it would be just like a relationship but you wouldnt be able to go out with them because it would be your fucking dog 
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Put “Hate me, Love me, Miss me.” In my askbox and my muse will tell you something about you they hate, something they love, and something they would miss if you left.


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  • Funny ways to start an interaction between characters! Send some!: -
  • "Hi. Are you here for the cat obsession support group, too?"
  • "Oh my gosh! Are you pregnant?"
  • "Don't go in there. I just farted."
  • "Be ready. At 1 o'clock you-know-who's doing you-know-what at you-know-where."
  • "OH MY GOD! HEY! IT'S BEEN FOREVER! *hugs* Wait... Oh. Sorry, you weren't who I thought you were..."
  • "Do you know when the Supreme Leader is supposed to get here?"
  • "Have you prepared yourself for the zombie apocalypse?"
  • "Do you know what gets blood off upholstery?"
  • "CONGRATULATIONS! You're the 53rd person to avoid making eye contact with me today! That means you get a free invasion-of-personal-space hug!"
  • "Um... You've got some toilet paper on the bottom of your shoe. I just thought you should know."
  • "Hypothetically... How would you want your stalker to introduce themselves to you?"
  • "I think that hot dog isn't using the right bicycle, if you know what I mean *wink, wink*"

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v-for-valkyr:

stinkmits:

the assassination of Julius Caesar  

i’VE N EVER FELT SO COMPELLED TO REBLOG THIS UN TIL THAT FUC KI GN CAPT I O N

v-for-valkyr:

stinkmits:

the assassination of Julius Caesar  

i’VE N EVER FELT SO COMPELLED TO REBLOG THIS UN TIL THAT FUC KI GN CAPT I O N


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hunteroflove:

D-D-D-D-D-D-DROP THE VASE

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wingedxfreedom:

redscarfedbadass:

wingedxfreedom said: "You saw me—when?"

"I was looking for eren and… you were in the showers, sir…"

"What were you even doing in the male bathrooms with Eren in the first place? Tsk. Frickin’ perverted kids." 

"Well he wasn’t anywhere else I looked and it was urgent! Don’t get any weird ideas!"


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